I Have Not Showered In 36 Days

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A lyric from a song that sounds like something a smelly homeless guy would sing in a sewer.
My dog left me in the woods for 36 days.
I forgot my face was on my head.
I’m not a monster, I just live in a dumpster.
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A line from a song that makes you want to throw a sock at a person who hasn’t washed in a month.
I used my hair as a towel.
I ate my own dirt.
My bed is a prison.
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A lyric that makes you think the person who wrote it smells like a rotten cheese sandwich.
I showered with my cat.
I brushed my teeth with a sock.
I live in my own stink.
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