i have no life

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You're so dead inside you could rot the whole planet. Go buy a life from Amazon, or I'll kick your ass.

I have no life. My cat's more alive than I am.

I have no life. I literally live in my mom's basement.

I have no life. I bought 100 shirts that say this and still feel empty inside.

You're so boring even your socks are tired of you.

I have no life. I cried when my plants died.

I have no life. I played 12 hours of video games and still felt nothing.

I have no life. My only friend is my dog, and he hates me.

You're so lifeless you could be a tomb. And it's not even a fancy one.

I have no life. My only hobby is watching my own failures.

I have no life. I wear pajamas to work and nobody cares.

I have no life. I once texted my ex and he didn't reply.