i have no idea whats going on right now

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This is like when you wake up and your brain is still asleep and you're screaming at the world like it owes you money.
I just got a text from my mom saying my dad ate my homework. I have no idea what's going on right now.
My dog just ran away with my phone. I have no idea what's going on right now.
I tried to text my friend but I sent it to my uncle. I have no idea what's going on right now.
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It’s like when you’re in the middle of a dream and someone kicks you in the nuts.
I just got a call from my brother saying my cat is missing. I have no idea what's going on right now.
My teacher thinks I cheated on the test. I have no idea what's going on right now.
I tried to eat a whole pizza and now I’m crying. I have no idea what's going on right now.
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You’re like a lost dog in a parking lot full of strangers who all look like your ex.
My phone died and I can’t find my keys. I have no idea what's going on right now.
I just got into a fight with my best friend. I have no idea what's going on right now.
I tried to do my math homework but I can’t remember my own name. I have no idea what's going on right now.
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You’re like a kid who just got sent to the principal’s office and still thinks they’re the hero of the story.
I just got a text from my crush saying they’re moving away. I have no idea what's going on right now.
I tried to text my friend but I sent it to my mom. I have no idea what's going on right now.
My dog just ate my homework. I have no idea what's going on right now.
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You’re like a broken toaster that still thinks it can make you breakfast.
I just got into a fight with my brother. I have no idea what's going on right now.
I tried to do my math homework but I can’t remember my own name. I have no idea what's going on right now.
I just got a text from my mom saying my dad ate my homework. I have no idea what's going on right now.
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It's like when you're in the middle of a war and you don’t even know which side you're on.
I just got a call from my dad saying my mom is missing. I have no idea what's going on right now.
My dog just ran away with my phone. I have no idea what's going on right now.
I tried to eat a whole pizza and now I’m crying. I have no idea what's going on right now.
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