I have no idea what you're talking about

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When someone is so clueless they sound like they just woke up from a coma and got hit by a truck.
'I have no idea what you're talking about' said the guy who stole your lunch and your dignity.
'I have no idea what you're talking about' said the kid who missed the whole class and the final exam.
'I have no idea what you're talking about' said the guy who signed the lease and then vanished.
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Like saying you're a genius when you're actually a fraud who just got lucky.
'I have no idea what you're talking about' said the guy who cheated on the test and got caught.
'I have no idea what you're talking about' said the girl who skipped the meeting and still got promoted.
'I have no idea what you're talking about' said the man who signed the contract and then disappeared.
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It's like trying to deny a crime when the evidence is right in front of your face and it's screaming at you.
'I have no idea what you're talking about' said the guy who was seen running from the scene.
'I have no idea what you're talking about' said the kid who had the same homework and the same answers.
'I have no idea what you're talking about' said the man who took the last slice of pizza and then left.
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