Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The laziest way to end a conversation. It’s like saying you’re too dumb to even think.

"What’s 2+2?" "I have no idea." (He’s 12.)

"Why are you crying?" "I have no idea." (He’s crying because his mom left.)

"What did you eat for breakfast?" "I have no idea." (He ate a whole pizza.)

2

What Towlie said when he realized he had no idea what was happening.

Towlie: "I have no idea why I’m here."

Towlie: "I have no idea what this is."

Towlie: "I have no idea what just happened."

3

The go-to phrase for someone who just smoked a whole bag of weed and is now a human disaster.

"What time is it?" "I have no idea." (It’s 3 a. m.)

"Where is my phone?" "I have no idea." (It’s in the couch.)

"Did I do my homework?" "I have no idea." (He didn’t.)

4

The worst answer a cop could ever hear from a suspect. It’s like saying, 'I have no idea I’m guilty.'

Cop: "Did you steal the candy?" Suspect: "I have no idea."

Cop: "Why are you here?" Suspect: "I have no idea."

Cop: "Do you know what time it is?" Suspect: "I have no idea."

5

What Tubbo says when he realizes he has no idea what he’s doing.

Tubbo: "I have no idea how to do this."

Tubbo: "I have no idea what this is."

Tubbo: "I have no idea why I’m here."

6

The best song ever. Ibuki Mioda sings it like she’s on fire.

Ibuki: "I have no idea!" (She’s singing it.)

Ibuki: "I have no idea!" (She’s dancing like a crazy person.)

Ibuki: "I have no idea!" (She’s on fire.)

7

The most annoying thing anyone can say. It’s like saying, 'I have no idea what I’m doing.'

"What’s your name?" "I have no idea." (His name is Bob.)

Teacher: "What’s 5+5?" Student: "I have no idea."

Friend: "Where are we going?" You: "I have no idea."