I Have no Ham

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The worst band ever to grace the face of the Earth. Matthew can't play drums worth a damn and Andrew's guitar sounds like a dying goat. They're just a bunch of has-beens trying to stay relevant.

I've heard worse, but I've also heard a goat scream.

They’re like the trash of the music world.

If this was a movie, it would be rated XXX.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A bunch of old men who think they're still cool. They play the same songs like they're still in the 80s. It’s like watching your grandpa try to dance.

They’re like the music version of a sad old man.

I came for the music, I stayed for the embarrassment.

They’re not a band. They’re a family reunion.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

They're so bad, they should be in a cage. Matthew’s drumming sounds like a broken toaster. Andrew’s guitar is just a collection of bad ideas.

I would pay to see them fail live.

They’re like the musical version of a disaster.

If I had to listen to them one more time, I’d lose my mind.

by Slangipedia 11d ago