1 My behinds are gone! I’m totally buttless! Expand My butt is gone! I’m a legless freak!No butts, no glory. I’m just a sad sack of meat.I have zero butts. I’m a butt void. + Examples
2 I’m buttless! I have no butt! I’m a butt failure! Expand I’m a butt failure! My butts are gone!No butts, no life. I’m a butt disaster.I have no butt! I’m a complete butt zero! + Examples
3 I have zero butts! I’m a total butt loser! Expand I’m a butt loser! No butts, no chance!My butts are dead! I’m a butt ghost.No butts, no boom! I’m a butt nobody. + Examples