Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Something that's actually true but nobody wants to admit.

I have no friends, and I'm not lying.

I have no friends, and I'm not trying to make it sound cool.

I have no friends, and I'm not trying to impress anyone.

2

When every person who used to hang out with you now thinks you're a loser and ditched you.

My friends left me because I didn't have a cool phone.

They said I was too basic for their squad.

I was the last one left in the group chat.

3

A story where your friend is pretending to have a problem, but it's actually about them and they're too shy to say it out loud.

My friend said his girlfriend is cheating, but it's just him being dramatic.

She said her dog was being mean, but she just wanted advice.

He told me his coworker was a jerk, but it was just him being annoyed.

4

The worst excuse racists use when they get called out for being racist.

I have black friends, so I can't be racist.

I hang out with them, so I'm not a racist.

I have black friends, so I'm not a racist, I swear.

5

How you can tell if a white person is a racist just by looking at them.

If they say they're not racist, they probably are.

If they say they have black friends, they're probably lying.

If they act surprised when you call them out, they’re probably a racist.

6

When you know all the secrets and have connections to the bad guys.

I know the guy who stole the pizza.

I know the guy who got caught cheating.

I know the guy who took the last chip.