i have no flock

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I’m a total waste of space and time! I don’t even have enough friends to fill a birdcage.

My weekend plans are just me and my couch.

I got 2 likes on my post. That’s it. I’m dying.

I tried to message someone. They didn’t reply. I’m officially a ghost.

This phrase is for people who have less friends than a classroom of shy kids.

I have 7 followers. My dog has more friends.

I posted a photo and got zero comments. My dog commented on it.

I tried to join a group chat. It was just me and a bot.

You’re the kind of person who doesn’t even bother to log on to the internet most days.

I stayed home today. My dog came to visit me.

I didn’t even open my phone. I’m that bad.

I had a whole day and only checked my messages once. That’s a disaster.