I have no enemies

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I have no enemies means I don’t hate anyone. But that doesn’t mean I won’t kill them all if they look at me wrong.

My teacher said, 'I have no enemies. But I’ve got a grudge with the entire lunchroom.'

My dad texted me, 'I have no enemies. I just like to burn down the competition.'

My dog barked at the mailman and said, 'I have no enemies. But I have a lot of time to spare.'

I have no enemies is a lie. Everyone is just waiting for you to fail so they can laugh.

My friend said, 'I have no enemies. But I know you’re going to fail that test.'

My mom told me, 'I have no enemies. But I’ve been watching you for weeks.'

My crush said, 'I have no enemies. But I’m going to mock you in front of everyone.'

I have no enemies means you think you’re the best. But you’re not. You’re just the last one standing.

My cousin said, 'I have no enemies. I’ve beaten every single one of you.'

My neighbor yelled, 'I have no enemies. I just keep winning.'

My cat meowed, 'I have no enemies. I’ve been sleeping through this whole thing.'