i have never

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A drunk mess where someone yells 'I have never...' and everyone who has done it chugs a drink like it's their last day on Earth.
'I have never kissed a girl!' I shout. My buddy chugs his beer like it's a fire extinguisher.
'I have never peed in a pool!' My cousin spits out her soda and takes three shots.
'I have never stolen a sandwich!' My brother takes a shot and then steals mine.
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When someone spits out facts so loud and proud that it feels like they're trying to wake you up from a dead sleep.
'FACTS... JUST FACTS... YEAH...' He yells so loud I think the ceiling is going to fall.
She stands on a chair and yells facts like she's the president.
He texts me in the middle of the night: 'FACTS... JUST FACTS... YEAH...' I hung up.
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