Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

My brain is gone and I’m not coming back. I’ve officially gone feral.

I tried to cook breakfast and now my toaster is crying.

I yelled at a cloud and it rained on me.

I wore socks to bed and it was a bad decision.

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2

I’ve gone nuts and I’m not even sorry. My mind is now a trash fire.

I tried to text my mom and sent a cat a poem.

I bit a pencil and it bit back.

I sat on the floor and screamed at the ceiling.

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3

I lost my mind and now I’m just a walking insult.

I called my dog ‘biscuit’ and it ran away.

I tried to clean my room and now it’s a warzone.

I asked my plant if it was hungry and it wilted.

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4

I’ve gone completely crazy and I’m not even trying anymore.

I tried to make a sandwich and now my fridge is mad.

I wore my pajamas to work and got fired.

I told my neighbor I was a superhero and he called the cops.

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5

My sanity is gone and I’m just a mess now.

I tried to do my homework and now my pencil is crying.

I wore my socks inside out and it was a disaster.

I told my mom I was a king and she laughed at me.

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6

I’ve officially become a disaster and I’m not sorry.

I tried to eat my dinner and now my plate is crying.

I told my dog I was a dragon and it ran away.

I tried to do my math and now my brain is on fire.

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7

My mind is broken and I’m not fixing it.

I tried to text my friend and sent a bird a message.

I wore my pajamas to the park and got laughed at.

I told my mom I was a ghost and she called the priest.

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8

I’ve lost my sanity and now I’m just a mess.

I tried to do my hair and now it’s a disaster.

I told my dog I was a superhero and it ran away.

I wore my socks to bed and my brain exploded.

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9

I’ve officially gone insane and I’m not coming back.

I tried to make my bed and now it’s a warzone.

I told my mom I was a wizard and she laughed at me.

I bit my pencil and it bit back.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

10

My sanity is gone and I’m now just a walking insult.

I tried to do my math and now my brain is a fire.

I told my dog I was a king and it ran away.

I wore my pajamas to the grocery store and got laughed at.

by Slangipedia 2d ago