i have lost my keys

Fresh Trending

2 views · Added 2d ago · 3 definitions

1
When you drop your keys so hard they vanish forever and the universe explodes because you’re that lost.
I lost my keys and my life went with them.
My keys are gone and my dog knows where they are.
I lost my keys and now I’m lost in a mall.
2
You lose your keys so badly that they’re probably in a different dimension and you’re gonna need a PhD to find them.
My keys are in another world and I have to take a test to get them back.
I lost my keys and now I’m fighting a dragon for them.
I lost my keys and my car is now a spaceship.
3
You forget your keys so much it’s like they’re your ex and they’re always leaving you in the middle of the night.
I lost my keys again and my life is falling apart.
My keys are gone and my ex is laughing at me.
I lost my keys and now I’m stuck in my office.
xs