I have fat nuts

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You got two big meaty balls hanging below your tiny pecker.

My gym teacher said I have fat nuts because I can’t do pull-ups.

My cousin laughed at me when I took off my pants in the pool.

My mom called me a meatball monster after I ate three pizzas.

Your nuts are so big they could be mistaken for melons.

My friend said I have fat nuts because I can’t fit in the bus seat.

I got roasted in class for showing my nuts during a fire drill.

My dad said I have fat nuts and I should join the wrestling team.

You got two giant testicles that make your pants look like they’re about to explode.

My brother said I have fat nuts because I can’t sit still during lunch.

My crush said I have fat nuts and I should wear a bigger shirt.

My teacher gave me a detention for showing my fat nuts in class.