i have diarrhea

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when you're so messed up your guts are screaming and your pants are about to give up

I just ate a whole pizza and now I'm running to the bathroom like a coward.

My dog ate my homework and now I have diarrhea and I'm crying.

I laughed so hard at my friend's joke I peed my pants and then I pooped.

when you're so full of crap your brain is trying to escape through your nose

I had three milkshakes and now I'm a walking toilet.

I had to leave the party because I was too busy pooping in the bushes.

I tried to hold it in and now I'm pooping in my socks.

when you're so messed up you're like a baby with a belly full of beans

I ate too much candy and now I'm pooping like a machine.

I had to leave work because I was pooping in my chair.

I tried to be cool and now I'm pooping in my shoes.