Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you’re too lazy to do anything but cry on the internet like a broken toaster

I just stared at my ceiling for 2 hours because my life is over.

Sent 17 sad memes to my ex and got 1 reply: 'ok'

Posted a crying emoji 12 times in a row and called it a poem.

2

when you’re so sad you log on just to make other people feel worse

I posted a picture of my cat and it got 2 likes. I cried for 10 minutes.

DM’d my mom ‘I’m dying’ and she said ‘so am I’

Made a thread about my feelings and it got 3 views.

3

when you act like the world ended just to get a like

Posted ‘my life is a dumpster fire’ and got 1 like. I screamed.

Cried in a group chat and no one said anything.

Sent a sad song link and got ‘ok’ as a reply.

4

when you’re too sad to move but still post every hour like a robot on drugs

Posted 8 times in 1 hour and got 2 replies. I got distracted by a cat video.

Cried in a tweet and got 1 like. I cried more.

Posted ‘I hate my life’ 5 times in a row and got ‘me too’ once.

5

when you’re so sad you make everyone else sad just to feel important

I posted a sad message and my friend replied with a sadder one. I won.

I cried in a group chat and it turned into a crying match.

Sent ‘I’m dying’ to my friend and he replied ‘I’m dead’.

6

when you post so much sadness you turn your feed into a crying emoji factory

Posted 10 crying emojis and got 1 like. I cried more.

My feed is 90% sad posts and 10% cat videos.

I posted a crying emoji every hour and got no replies.