I have dead and co

A total lie you tell to avoid being stuck with someone else's mess when you’re already tired of your own.

The worst excuse ever when you’re too tired to lie properly and just repeat the same thing over and over like a broken robot.

When you're too lazy to make a real excuse and just say the same thing over and over like you're trying to hypnotize someone.

A stupid lie you use to get out of something you already promised to do but you don’t want to admit you’re a bad friend.

When you’re too scared to say no and just keep repeating the same thing until someone else gives up and stops asking.

The most annoying excuse ever because you’re too lazy to think of something better and just repeat the same thing until it loses all meaning.