I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum

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A fancy way of saying you're about to cuss out and beat up everyone in sight because you ran out of bubblegum and now you're extra angry.

My gym teacher said that before he tackled the entire football team.

My mom said it when she realized I ate all the candy.

My dog said it when he ran out of treats and bit the mailman.

When you're so ready to fight that you're even willing to punch someone for not having gum.

My brother said it when he saw my sister's entire class at the mall.

My uncle said it when he realized the pizza was gone.

My neighbor said it when his cat ate his bubblegum stash.

A total breakdown of your coolness because you have no more bubblegum and now you're just going to kick ass for fun.

My cousin said it when he got locked out of the house and had to beat up the mailman.

My friend said it when her phone died and she had no snacks.

My dad said it when he found out the TV was broken.

A fancy way of saying you're about to make a mess of everything because you're out of gum and now you're just mad.

My mom said it when she saw my brother's entire band at the mall.

My friend said it when her dog ate her bubblegum collection.

My teacher said it when I threw my lunch all over the floor.