i have cheese

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you're getting a wedgie so hard it feels like your pants are trying to murder you

My mom said I have cheese so bad I could’ve been a cheeseburger and still felt sad.

I have cheese so bad my pants are now a part of my trauma.

He said I have cheese and I believed him until I saw my crotch in the mirror.

you're so low on cheese you might as well be a sad mozzarella

I have cheese so bad I could’ve been a sad mozzarella and still cried.

My cheese is so low I think my pants are laughing at me.

She said I have cheese and I took it as a personal insult.