Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You have bonkers when your parents are gone and you’re the only one left to cause chaos.

I have bonkers and I’m eating all the pizza.

I have bonkers and I’m watching horror movies in my pajamas.

I have bonkers and I’m texting my friends at 2 a. m.

2

You have bonkers when your parents are out and you’re free to do whatever you want, no matter how dumb.

I have bonkers and I’m making a mess in the kitchen.

I have bonkers and I’m screaming in my room.

I have bonkers and I’m eating cereal for dinner.

3

You have bonkers when no one is watching and you can be as loud and stupid as you want.

I have bonkers and I’m dancing in the living room.

I have bonkers and I’m eating ice cream for breakfast.

I have bonkers and I’m talking to my pet like it’s my best friend.

4

You have bonkers when your parents are gone and you’re the only one left to be a total disaster.

I have bonkers and I’m eating pizza for breakfast.

I have bonkers and I’m yelling at the TV.

I have bonkers and I’m wearing socks on my hands.

5

You have bonkers when you're the only one in the house and you can be as annoying as possible.

I have bonkers and I’m making a mess in the kitchen.

I have bonkers and I’m talking to my dog like it’s my best friend.

I have bonkers and I’m eating ice cream for breakfast.

6

You have bonkers when your parents are out and you're free to be a total idiot.

I have bonkers and I’m eating pizza for dinner.

I have bonkers and I’m dancing in the living room.

I have bonkers and I’m yelling at the TV.