i have balls

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I’m so full of myself I could burst. Like a hot dog at a football game.

I have balls, so I walked into a burning building.

I have balls, so I told my boss he looked like a used sock.

I have balls, so I asked the barista if she had a twin.

I have ball cancer. It’s like a second job. And it’s not paid.

My doctor said I have ball cancer. He also said I need a vacation.

I have ball cancer, so I skipped work and went to the mall.

Ball cancer is real. I’ve got it. And I’m not happy about it.

I’m so special I could be a superhero. And I’m not even wearing spandex.

I have balls, so I saved the day without even trying.

I have balls, so I insulted the mayor and got away with it.

I have balls, so I told my crush I thought they were ugly.