I have ball cancer

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my balls are dying from the inside and it’s not pretty

My balls feel like they’re on fire and I blame my ex.

I just took a sip of coffee and it hurt like I was stabbed.

I tried to laugh and it felt like my nuts were being squeezed by a bear.

my testicles are in a war and I’m losing badly

I sat down and it felt like I lost a battle.

My pants are now my enemy.

I tried to walk and it was like my legs were on fire.

my balls are screaming for mercy and I’m not listening

I ignored them and now they’re mad.

They’re probably texting my ex right now.

I’m going to regret this later.