I have an iced tea

Bro I’m gonna go get an iced tea because you’re talking like you’re the president

I can’t listen to your dumb story about your dog anymore

I’ve got an iced tea because your lie about the pizza is getting old

I need an iced tea because you’re saying your cat is a superhero

I can’t take your fake story about the toaster anymore

I’m getting an iced tea because you’re telling me your mom is a rockstar

I’m going for an iced tea because you think you’re the smartest person ever

I need a break from your ‘I know everything’ nonsense

I’m getting tea because you’re acting like you’re the boss of the universe