i have a wife

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A man's excuse when he gets caught cheating and doesn't want to get his ass kicked

'I have a wife' he said, like it was a magic spell

He said 'I have a wife' while running away from his mistress

He texted 'I have a wife' when he was already at the hotel

A movie series that's just a guy trying to get out of a marriage

'I have a wife' was the tagline of the first movie, and it's been the same since

The sequel was called 'I Have a Wife 2: Electric Boogaloo'

The movie was just a man whispering 'I have a wife' for 90 minutes