I have a weird fetish for small holes

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I get a hard-on whenever I see a tiny hole, like it’s my personal portal to heaven, and I’m the only one who gets to use it.

I saw a keyhole and immediately had to touch my face.

My coworker’s coffee cup had a tiny hole, and I stared at it like it was a holy relic.

I got turned on by the hole in the donut at the bakery.

I think tiny holes are the most beautiful things on Earth, and I’d probably marry one if it asked me.

I asked my boss if I could take a break to stare at the air vent.

I followed a kid around just to watch him stick his finger in a hole.

I cried when the drain got clogged because I couldn’t see the hole anymore.

Tiny holes are like my soul’s favorite snack, and I’d do anything to get close to one.

I stared at the toaster for 10 minutes just to see the holes in the bread.

I got distracted during a meeting because there was a tiny hole in the wall.

I walked past the bathroom just to check if the toilet had a hole.