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You're a shriveled-up prune who couldn't get a date in 1983.
My mom said I looked like a sad hot dog when I walked in.
He tried to flex and it looked like a chicken scratch.
I got called a meatloaf at the buffet.
i have a tiny dick
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You’re a weenie so small it could fit in a sock and still be embarrassed.
He pulled out a pencil and it looked like a challenge.
My dad said I had the size of a baby’s toe.
He tried to show off and it looked like a lost sock.
3
You're a chicken with no guts who got kicked out of the lunch table.
I got laughed at when I tried to do a handstand.
He had to wear a belt just to look bigger.
He looked like a sad noodle when he sat down.
4
You're a raisin who tried to pass for a grape and got caught.
He was so small, he got stuck in the door.
My uncle said he looked like a dried-up noodle.
He tried to hide behind a bagel and it didn’t work.
5
You’re a tiny meatball that got left on the plate and nobody wanted it.
He got called a meatball at the gym.
He had to wear a shirt with a big logo to hide it.
He looked like a lost sock in the hallway.
6
You're a shrimp who got stuck in a sock and still tried to dance.
He tried to do a dance and it looked like a sad shake.
He got called a shrimp at the party.
He had to wear a hat to cover it up.