I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON

You text me: 'I have a raging hard on.' I reply: 'So? You’re still wearing pants.'

He says, 'I have a raging hard on.' I say, 'Yeah, I can see it through your shirt.'

She messages me: 'I have a raging hard on.' I reply: 'You’re not even out of the house yet.'

He says, 'I have a raging hard on.' I reply, 'You’re not even trying to hide it.'

She texts me: 'I have a raging hard on.' I say, 'Your shirt is doing the work for you.'

He DMs me: 'I have a raging hard on.' I reply: 'Your pants are giving you away.'

He says, 'I have a raging hard on.' I say, 'Your face is giving you away.'

She texts me: 'I have a raging hard on.' I reply: 'You’re blushing like a tomato.'

He messages me: 'I have a raging hard on.' I say, 'Your cheeks are screaming it.'