i have a previous engagement

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a dirty excuse to skip anything that isn't worth dying for

I have a previous engagement with my toilet.

I have a previous engagement with my ex and her new boyfriend.

I have a previous engagement with a bear that's been eating my neighbors.

a fake reason to get out of anything that smells like fun and feels like punishment

I have a previous engagement with my mom's cat and her drama.

I have a previous engagement with a pizza that's been sitting too long.

I have a previous engagement with my boss and his bad mood.

a made-up story to avoid anything that's not worth the trouble

I have a previous engagement with my hair and its bad day.

I have a previous engagement with my neighbor's loud dog.

I have a previous engagement with my gym and its smelly mats.