I have a microwave

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A fake way to say you’re trying to be nice but you’re too dumb to think of anything better than saying you have a microwave. It’s like when you’re stuck in a conversation and you just throw out the worst possible thing you can think of to save face.
My ex said 'I have a microwave' when I broke up with him. I still don’t know why he said that.
My mom said 'I have a microwave' when I told her I failed my math test. That was the worst support ever.
At the funeral, my uncle said 'I have a microwave' and no one knew what to do.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A lazy excuse for being a bad friend. You say it when you’re too lazy to actually help but still want to pretend you care. It’s like when you’re at the grocery store and you just say the first thing that pops into your head.
My friend texted me 'I have a microwave' when I asked if I could borrow his car. I felt like he was making fun of me.
My coworker said 'I have a microwave' when I cried at my desk. It was like he didn’t even notice.
At the party, my cousin said 'I have a microwave' when I told him my dog ran away. He was the worst.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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