I have a goat in my garden.

My mom saw me with a goat in my garden and said I was getting a butt punishment.

I told my teacher I had a goat in my garden and she gave me a detention for butt torture.

My brother yelled at me for having a goat in my garden and pulled my pants down.

My goat in my garden is doing a full-time job on my pants.

I told my friend I had a goat in my garden and now he says my pants are working overtime.

My dad said the goat in my garden is getting a paycheck from my pants.

My butt is on vacation because of a goat in my garden.

My friend said my butt was taking a break from a goat in my garden.

My teacher said my butt was on a goat getaway in my garden.