I have a family

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A lie people tell when they're stuck in a burning house and don't want to admit they're stupid

Bro, I have a family! I can't just die!

Don't you dare leave me here, I have a family!

I have a family, so I'm definitely not going to die today.

What people say when they’re too scared to run and too dumb to hide

I have a family! I can't run from this guy!

I have a family! I'm not hiding!

I have a family! I'm not going anywhere!

A desperate excuse used when someone’s life is on the line and they're too proud to admit they're a coward

I have a family, so I'm not running!

I have a family, so I'm staying here!

I have a family, so I'm not a coward!