i have a confession for you

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Someone is about to tell you they like you and they’re either nervous or lying

My teacher said, 'I have a confession for you,' and then she gave me a pop quiz. It was a setup.

My dad said, 'I have a confession for you,' and it was just that he forgot to pay the bill again.

My crush said, 'I have a confession for you,' and it was just that he likes me. Duh.

It means someone is about to drop a bomb on you and you might not like it

My mom said, 'I have a confession for you,' and it was that I had a bad report card. Again.

My friend said, 'I have a confession for you,' and it was that he had been cheating on me. With my brother.

My dog said, 'I have a confession for you,' and it was that he stole my sandwich.

Someone is about to tell you they like you and they’re either trying to impress you or they’re desperate

My crush said, 'I have a confession for you,' and it was that he liked me. I knew it already.

My best friend said, 'I have a confession for you,' and it was that he had been following me on TikTok for six months.

My teacher said, 'I have a confession for you,' and it was that she had a crush on my dad.

It’s like when someone says they’re going to tell you something and you already know it’s going to be bad

My brother said, 'I have a confession for you,' and I knew it was going to be about my messy room.

My mom said, 'I have a confession for you,' and I knew it was going to be about my grades again.

My crush said, 'I have a confession for you,' and I knew it was going to be about how he likes me.

It means someone is about to tell you they like you and they’re probably going to blush or stammer

My crush said, 'I have a confession for you,' and he turned red and stammered the whole thing.

My friend said, 'I have a confession for you,' and she blushed and said it like it was a secret.

My teacher said, 'I have a confession for you,' and she looked away and said it like she was ashamed.

It means someone is about to tell you they like you and they’re either trying to make it sound dramatic or they’re just being weird

My crush said, 'I have a confession for you,' and he made it sound like it was the end of the world.

My best friend said, 'I have a confession for you,' and she said it like it was a big deal. It wasn’t.

My teacher said, 'I have a confession for you,' and she said it like she had been waiting forever.