I have a chicken

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What you say when you're trying to sneak chicken nuggets into a school like a criminal with a snack obsession.

I have a chicken, shut up and let me eat.

I have a chicken, I'm not even lying.

I have a chicken, and I will fight you for it.

A brag you throw at someone like you're the king of the lunch table and they're just a sad kid with no snacks.

I have a chicken, you’re still eating mystery meat.

I have a chicken, and you’re stuck with a sandwich.

I have a chicken, and you’re just jealous.

What you yell when you're trying to hide a bag of chicken nuggets like it's the most important thing in the world.

I have a chicken, don’t ask me how I got it.

I have a chicken, and I will not share.

I have a chicken, and you’re not even cool enough to know.

What you say when you’re pretending you're not a snack thief and you're just having a normal day.

I have a chicken, and I'm not even trying.

I have a chicken, and you’re just a snack failure.

I have a chicken, and you’re still eating bread.

What you say when you're trying to act like you're not stealing chicken nuggets from the cafeteria like a lunch table outlaw.

I have a chicken, and I’m not even sorry.

I have a chicken, and you’re just a snack weakling.

I have a chicken, and I will eat them all.

What you say when you're trying to impress your friends with your chicken nugget skills like you're some kind of snack legend.

I have a chicken, and you’re just a snack rookie.

I have a chicken, and you’re stuck with a salad.

I have a chicken, and you’re just jealous of my snack power.