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If your legs are long like spaghetti, your cock is huge and scientists say it’s true because they’re all jealous of you

My legs are longer than my grandma’s knitting needles, so my dick is the size of a bowling ball

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I flex my legs and my cock flexes back, like it’s doing push-ups

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My legs are long, my cock is long, and my fists are long too

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I walk like a giraffe, and my cock is like a giraffe’s neck, long and proud