i have a big c cret

I have a big c cret, and I’m not afraid to use it.

My big c cret is so big, it’s got its own zip code.

I told my mom I was going to the store, but I really just needed to show my big c cret to the neighbor.

My big c cret is so big, it caused a traffic jam.

I had to call in sick because my big c cret was too much for the office.

My big c cret is so big, it could be a new kind of weather.

My big c cret is so big, I could start a new league.

I play a sport called big c cret fighting.

My big c cret is so big, it got its own championship belt.