I have 20 years old

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A dumb error that Brazilians make when they try to speak English like they're not from another planet. In Brazil, you 'have' your age like it's a curse.
I have 20 years old, and I still can't spell 'cucumber' right.
My cousin says, 'I have 15 years old,' and I want to throw something at her.
My teacher marked my essay wrong because I wrote, 'I have 18 years old.' She says it's 'I am 18 years old.' What's the difference? I'm confused.
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A basic blunder that happens when Brazilian people try to sound fancy in English. They say 'I have 20 years old' like it's a royal title.
My mom says, 'I have 45 years old,' and I think she’s being dramatic.
My friend tried to impress a girl by saying, 'I have 22 years old,' and she just laughed.
In a text, I wrote, 'I have 21 years old,' and my crush said, 'You're not a prince.' I was confused.
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A stupid way that Brazilians talk in English. They 'have' their age like it's a punishment from God.
My brother says, 'I have 30 years old,' and I think he’s lying.
My neighbor writes on Facebook, 'I have 50 years old,' and I just facepalmed.
In my DMs, I said, 'I have 19 years old,' and my crush replied, 'That’s not how it’s done.' I don’t know how it’s done.
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