I hate your face

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A super-annoying line from that 2006 movie where a brainy nerd yells at a bunch of weak office workers in a robotic voice. It’s like the ultimate middle finger to all of humanity.
My cousin said that to my mom after she told him to stop eating cereal at 3 AM.
My teacher said that to my face after I drew a mustache on her portrait.
My dog said that to my neighbor when he tried to steal my dog’s favorite toy.
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It’s not just hate. It’s face hate. Like you’re so ugly, even your face hates you.
My friend said that to my brother after he ate a whole pizza and then cried.
My little sister said that to my cat when it knocked over her glass of juice.
My boss said that to my coworker when he showed up with a beard and a tattoo.
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It’s the level of hatred that hits you when you see someone’s face. Like you want to punch them in the nose and then eat their lunch.
My brother said that to my dad after he told him to stop playing video games all day.
My dog said that to my neighbor when he tried to take my dog’s favorite bone.
My mom said that to my sister when she spilled her cereal on my mom’s new dress.
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The worst kind of hate. You don’t just hate them. You hate their face so much, it makes you want to scream and throw things.
My friend said that to my teacher after she gave me a pop quiz on Monday.
My dog said that to my neighbor when he tried to take my dog’s favorite toy.
My brother said that to my dad after he told him to stop playing video games all day.
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