I hate this site

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A smelly mess you make when you poop on your lover and then swear you’ll never do it again.
I hate this site. I just took a dump on my ex and now I’m stuck with her.
This site is trash. I pooped on my crush and now I’m crying.
I hate this site. My date got a dump on him and now he won’t talk to me.
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A green leafy plant that makes you laugh, cry, and then make a definition about hating the internet.
I hate this site. I just smoked weed and now I’m thinking about poop.
This site is like weed. It makes me think about poop.
I hate this site. I took a hit of weed and now I want to dump on my boss.
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A band so good they make you forget your own name, your dog’s name, and the name of your favorite dump.
I hate this site. This band is so good I forgot I hate this site.
This site is like a super band. I can’t stop thinking about it.
I hate this site. This band is so good I took a dump on my mom.
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A big fat lie that says everything is about sex, weed, and taking dumps on people.
I hate this site. It’s all lies. It’s all about sex and weed.
This site is fake. It’s just about dumps and weed.
I hate this site. It says everything is sex and weed, and it’s not even true.
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