I hate onions

My mom said I hate onions. She’s right. I wish she had a knife.

I saw my dog eat an onion. It was like watching a man get tortured.

My boss said I hate onions. I told him I’d kill him if he ever brought one into the office.

I hate onions so much I would quit my job for a bag of chips.

My friend said I hate onions. I said I’d rather die than touch one.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz on onions. I failed. I blame the onions.

I hate onions so much I would go to jail for stealing one.

I told my brother I hate onions. He threw one at me. I cried.

My cat hates onions. I think it’s trying to get me fired.