Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so mad at yourself you'd rather punch a wall than face your reflection.

I failed my math test and now I'm mad at myself

I spilled my coffee on my shirt and I'm so embarrassed

I broke my phone and I just wanted to scream

2

When you do something dumb and it's so small it's like a tiny insult from your own brain.

I forgot my lunch and I'm so annoyed

I tripped over my own feet and it was the worst thing ever

I said the wrong thing and now I feel stupid

3

When you messed up so bad you're scared your mom will ground you for a month.

I got a D on my science quiz and I'm so worried

I broke my mom's favorite cup and I'm in trouble

I lied to my teacher and I'm doomed

4

Your awesome Hun, hope you get your head out of the toilet and start being happy again.

I'm stuck in the toilet and I don't want to be sad anymore

I'm being mean to myself and I need to stop

I hate myself but I still love you, Hun

5

If you're actually hating yourself, take a deep breath and remember you're still kind of cool.

You're not the worst person in the world, I promise

You're still cute even if you messed up

You're still a good friend, so don't be so hard on yourself

6

A way to say you're so angry at yourself you're thinking about getting a new haircut and a new life.

I hate myself so much I want to dye my hair blue

I messed up and now I'm thinking about getting a tattoo

I hate myself so much I want to move to another state

7

A band that made sad music and also made you feel like you were alone in the world.

I listened to this band and I cried in my math class

This band made me feel like no one understood me

I was so sad I texted my best friend and cried