i hate my girlfriend thread

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A group of sad sacks who cry about their exes like they got dumped by the queen of England.

'She didn't text me back. I'm never gonna find love again.'

'She didn't like my chicken nuggets. I'm gonna die alone.'

'She said I smelled like a gym. I'm gonna burn to death in a landfill.'

A pack of man-children who act like they were personally insulted by a basic bitch.

'She said I was messy. I'm gonna go live in a dumpster.'

'She called me a loser. I'm gonna eat my feelings.'

'She didn't want to watch football. I'm gonna cry in the shower.'

A bunch of losers who think their exes are the best thing since sliced bread.

'She was perfect. Now I'm stuck with a bag of chips.'

'She was my everything. Now I'm eating cereal for dinner.'

'She was my queen. Now I'm a king with no crown.'