I hate most people

I hate most people because they’re all brainless sewer rats who act like they’re the king of the world.

At work, most people are brainless sewer rats who can’t even make coffee right.

My friend said most people are brainless sewer rats who think they’re cool.

I hate most people because they’re like broken toilets and I’ve had enough.

My teacher said most people are like broken toilets and I agreed 100%.

My mom says most people are like broken toilets and I’m starting to believe her.

I hate most people because they think they’re the main character in a terrible movie.

At the bus stop, most people were the kind of losers who think they’re the main character in a terrible movie.

My cousin is the kind of loser who thinks they’re the main character in a terrible movie.