i hate mondays

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When you just had the best weekend ever and Monday hits like a fat kid with a lunch bag full of candy and a broken calculator

Bro, I just got my weekend back and now Monday is here like a cocky ass kid who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread

I came home from the best party of my life and now I have to go to work like I just got kicked in the nuts

My weekend was fire and Monday came in like it just got a divorce and a parking ticket

What you scream at your coffee when it’s not strong enough to save your soul

I hate Mondays so much I screamed at my coffee like it was my ex

My coffee looked at me like it was trying to say, 'You’re not even worth this'

I threw my coffee at the wall and it looked back at me like it was trying to say 'I hate you too'

The fake version of ‘I hate niggers’ that teachers let you say in class because they think you’re just being dramatic

I said ‘I hate Mondays’ in front of the whole class like I was a famous rapper

My teacher said, ‘That’s not very polite, but I guess it’ll do’

I made Monday look like the worst enemy in the world and the teacher just nodded like I was a genius