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There's a cursed ghost in my backyard trying to steal my soul and my lunch money
My neighbor saw it eating my sandwich
It followed me to school today
It texted me and said 'I'm coming for your goldfish'
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A witch is living in my house and she's using my face for her evil spells
She turned my dog into a chicken
She made my mom cry
She stole my WiFi password
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There's a monster outside my house that wants to eat my brain and my homework
It ate my math test
It chased me to the park
It said my brain tastes like pizza