Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I hate life like it personally wronged me and my ancestors.

I hate life. My coffee is cold and my boss is yelling.

I hate life. My dog ate my homework and my mom is mad.

I hate life. My pants are on backwards and my phone is dead.

2

When you’re too tired to care but still annoyed as hell.

I hate life. This meeting is going on forever and I need a nap.

I hate life. My cereal is soggy and my sister is being a brat.

I hate life. My dog is barking and my computer is frozen.

3

You say it when your bro says the same thing and you’re too lazy to argue.

Same bro. This game is rigged and my team is weak.

Same bro. My toast is burnt and my coffee is bitter.

Same bro. My dog is pooping on my rug and my mom is yelling.

4

When everything in your life is going to crap and you don’t know why.

Nothing means anything anymore. My day is a disaster and I can’t even remember my password.

Nothing means anything anymore. My dog is lost and my car won’t start.

Nothing means anything anymore. My math test was easy and I still failed.

5

When you want to sing but your life is too chaotic for that.

I wanna sing but I hate life. My dog is barking and my phone is ringing.

I wanna sing but I hate life. My mom is yelling and my dog is pooping.

I wanna sing but I hate life. My math test is hard and my coffee is cold.

6

You scream it when your life is a complete disaster and you can’t take it anymore.

What you say when you hate your life. My day is a disaster and I can’t even remember my name.

What you say when you hate your life. My dog is pooping on my rug and my math test is hard.

What you say when you hate your life. My coffee is cold and my boss is yelling.

7

When you’re mad at someone for so many things you can’t pick just one.

When you hate so many aspects about one person. My brother is loud, messy, and eats my snacks.

When you hate so many aspects about one person. My mom is yelling, my dad is annoying, and my dog is pooping.

When you hate so many aspects about one person. My teacher is mean, my math is hard, and my lunch is gross.