I hate him

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What girls say when they're so in love with a guy they're ready to throw up, but they're too proud to admit it and instead pretend they hate him like he stole their last piece of pizza.

'I hate him,' she said, while texting him every five minutes.

'I hate him,' she said, crying into her pillow at 2 a. m.

'I hate him,' she said, then immediately asked him out on a date.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

What girls say when they're so obsessed with a guy they'd rather punch themselves in the face than admit they're still thinking about him.

'I hate him,' she said, then went to his house to check if he was home.

'I hate him,' she said, then followed him to the store.

'I hate him,' she said, then sent him a 30-minute voice note of her sobbing.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

What girls say when they're so deep in love with a guy they can't even stand themselves anymore, and they're just trying to convince themselves they're not the worst human being ever.

'I hate him,' she said, while wearing his shirt to bed.

'I hate him,' she said, then bought him a gift card for his favorite store.

'I hate him,' she said, then immediately asked him to be her boyfriend.

by Slangipedia 12d ago