I hate everything George does

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My soul screams every time he breathes, eats, or doesn't die
His morning cereal is a war crime
He survived the 2018 flu
He still has all his teeth
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I want to punch him in the face, the mouth, and the soul
He snored through my final exam
He ate my sandwich
He lives
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Every George move makes me want to die in a pool of my own tears
He licked my calculator
He brought his pet gerbil to class
He still has a gerbil
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