I hate cotton candy

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The best way to flirt with someone while also making them feel like a dumb kid.

'I hate cotton candy', said to a girl in the middle of a candy store like it was a confession.

'I hate cotton candy', said during a first date like it was a bold move.

'I hate cotton candy', said to my crush while eating it like a middle finger.

The only pickup line that makes you look like a total loser but also somehow cute.

'I hate cotton candy', said to a girl in a park like it was a grand gesture.

'I hate cotton candy', said to my teacher during lunch like I was trying to be cool.

'I hate cotton candy', said to my friend’s crush like it was a plan.

A stupid way to start a relationship that somehow works every time.

'I hate cotton candy', said to my crush during a fair like it was a challenge.

'I hate cotton candy', said to a girl in a vending machine like it was destiny.

'I hate cotton candy', said to my ex like it was a comeback.