i hate camping

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the first thing i say when i see a tent

I hate camping. My tent looks like it was hit by a truck.

I hate camping. My sleeping bag is harder than my math teacher.

I hate camping. I’d rather be in jail.

what i whisper to the forest at night

I hate camping. I’m not a beast. I’m just tired.

I hate camping. I’m not a camper. I’m a prisoner.

I hate camping. The trees are watching me.

what i tell my mom when i get home

I hate camping. I had a bug in my ear for three days.

I hate camping. I ate a piece of dirt for breakfast.

I hate camping. I’m not coming back next year.