I has to poop

I has to poop before the test or I'm doomed

My pants are about to explode

I can't focus because my guts are screaming

I has to poop before the meeting or I'll lose my mind

I can't sit through this presentation

I'm fighting my own body right now

I has to poop or I'll be eaten alive

This dragon is getting stronger every second

I can hear it roaring in my stomach